Saturday, January 22, 2011

Vote Of Thanks Speeches At Weddings

7 + 1: Sandra (Portugal)

7 things I like about Germany :
  • quality of life - good balance between work and private life
  • The location: Germany is at the center of Europe, close to many places that interest me
  • Zvilisiertere driving while No speed limits on some highway sections
  • The large differences between the seasons. Nature is always beautiful and so clean
  • The Christmas season: the markets, the atmosphere
  • Good beer (before I came to Germany I knew beer did not appreciate) by
  • The feeling of safety (which, I relaxed then Portugal run & drive, once I'm there again)
one thing I miss in Germany :
  • The ocean - its smell and the sound of its waves

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Stocking Kates Playground

You know what you can not make you happy

It was pure coincidence that Victoria just in The only American bar this worked wide to earn money for their studies.
you had been a while in the country and felt quite confident in dealing with the German language. And even if all the other employees came from the surrounding villages, so she got along well with their dialects.
It was not her way to argue with people, but like all others in the bar, she came again and again with the arrogant bartenders together.
When it was time again some day, this Victoria called to a dispute a "you can make me happy times" have opposed. She was a little taken aback by his unexpected kindness and said to him mildly, "but I but also happy to have you. You can only sometimes be terribly annoying. "
Said bartender smiled after, however, only nasty and said" You do not get it. I told you just said you can kiss my ass. "
latter phrase Victoria knew only too well, and she realized that the German language even after 7 years still had plenty of traps for them.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Costs Of Options Contracts

have the man!

There was a loud bang when the lady Gustavo opened his hand. For ages it had beaten no one. Full of fear he withdrew his hand and dropped the orange.
"There's not one!" said his lady from the fruit stand with an evil look in his face.
He wanted to buy on his first visit to Munich, only a little fresh fruit on the market. And how else would he find out whether the fruit was fresh, if not by touch?
"Oh dear, oh dear," thought Gustavo, "I have to adjust to here, otherwise I have no hands soon.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Reason For Bulky Ovaries

shield citizens: Do not use elevator!

authorized in this lift loads to be transported in a fire (for the case that the elevator is in use)?