Wednesday, June 30, 2010

What Household Items Can I Use For Lube



To date, Pao-Pei winces when she is suddenly approached from the side, rear or from above in a sharp voice.
It can happen anywhere and at any time of day.
She pushes her bicycle, sees a poster for an event, controls on calls to the poster and before it is close enough to read the details, it from a balcony down "The Bicycle is there but can not be stopped all leave. "
Pao-Pei had no intention to park their bikes and only when they scare continues, it looks behind the poster, a sign that says" Bicycle prohibited.
Or she goes - already trained in the correct recycling - the bottle container to get rid of their empty einwirft While the bottles, throw her evil eye on the passers She does not interpret the looks and throws a bottle more diligently -.. to a man angry it belongs and yells "Can not read it?". Completely bewildered, she looks at him, while you can still be 2, 3 times-read non-counter-throws.
When Pao-Pei still do not know what they read at all, should the screamer finally delivers on the mystery and shows the label on the container, "throw bottles on Sundays and public holidays prohibited.
She had noticed the sticker did not before, and knew no such rules from their native Malaysia, even from other countries where they had previously lived.
The list of experiences goes on and so Pao-Pei came eventually to realize that probably had to live in every German a policeman. From other countries, it was usual that people will not interfere in the goings stranger, unless someone comes to harm and that the man calmly responds only once before they are lambasting.
But here she could see how even at 8 clock in the evening, a person who crosses an empty street, is afterwards called "It's red!".

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Milena Velba-vintage Erotica

is no more patience

If they once again for a few weeks at home in Brazil, Luiza noted that it was a long time in Germany: it has no patience.
Everything comes from her infinitely slowly. Especially since her home is situated on the sea and people are moving here in the slow rhythm of the waves.
is especially clear it to her every time she stands in line at the supermarket. Nothing moves. At least, not forward. The only major movement takes place at best if the entire line to the left moved - because the computer is the one office failed.
nervously cranes his neck forward to see what happens at the box office. Instead quatscht ben there the salesgirl with the client and has not even begun to type the prices in the cash!
Even if they wiggled his feet, remains Luiza but quiet, because she knows she needs about a week to get used to the rhythm and then weigh all the other like a quiet wave in the sea.